Friday, October 26, 2007 - Posts

Periphery Week 9

Sounds like DirectTv is bringing in NHL Network. I think I'm going to make like Daniel Simpson Day here after he stole that police car at the end of "Animal House." We kicked a little "Animal House" trivia around the office this week. What was the name of the bar where the boys took their dates from that all-women college? No Googling.

The only network TV I'm watching these days is Thursday nights on NBC. I think "My Name is Earl" has passed "The Office." "30 Rock" is hilarious. Alec Baldwin is worth the price of admission. Don't watch "Scrubs." Even my wife has given up on that.

Any good movies lately? I've quit going. I prefer DVDs anymore. I prefer being able to pause and take a trip to the fridge or wherever. Got "Knocked Up" this week, the DVD, of course.

Could've played golf today. Couldn't get off the couch. Thursday was all whacked with a trip to UNI for men's hoops media day. The Panthers need some newbies to come through. If they're good, I'll probably have to make the drive to Wichita State this year. Thank God for iPods.

Of course, I could be busy with an Iowa bowl bid. What? You guys sound skeptical.

Dreary tailgate day. Are you guys allowed to burn wood? If you were, it'd be a good day for that.

From the iPod (no theme immediately jumps to mind this week, it's just one of those weeks):

"Up in Michigan" -- Chappaquiddick Skyline. "If you could hear me laughing, I'm gonna break your spirit. I'm gonna break you down." Wow, I'm not making that one up. A Michigan-titled song with a gloomy theme. That was on the first try.

"Lake Michigan" -- Rogue Wave. "No one is on Lake Michigan. You labored on, Lake Michigan." Much more uplifting. Shimmery pop. Probably wouldn't make the cut for a tailgate, unless it's early in the morning.

"Bad Days" -- The Flaming Lips. "You're sorta stuck where you are, but in your dreams you can buy expensive cars or live on Mars and have it your way." I think this is from one of the "Batman" movies, maybe the Val Kilmer "Batman," which blows my mind in retrospect. Kilmer? Batman? Don't see it.

"Good Grief" -- The Foo Fighters. "Handed down the crown, given the jewels and the answers of May. The thought of being ousted comes and goes and goes and goes. When I think about it, the wind blows. Hate it." OK, that might fight the 3-5, 1-4 theme. Forgot I even had this disc.

"The Bar's on Fire" -- The Bottle Rockets. "Oh my God, the bar's on fire. Somebody save the beer." It's a bluesy ode to at least one integral element of the tailgate experience.

Libation

Gluek Golden Light -- I think I saw this right, $9.99 a case at Hy-Vee. It caught my eye. Judging by the reviews from my friends at "Beeradvocate," I'm glad I passed. ChrisH offers, "This beer smells like it came out of a rusty aluminum can that had been sitting in the sun for a long, long time. And there is a funk to the taste that you may not grasp completely on the first can, but by number 3 (even if it's consumed days later) you will fully understand the horror that is Gluek golden light. Is that a hint of rotten bananas? Paid 5 bucks for a 12 pack figuring to unwind on the cheap. never made it to #4. Tried to pass it off to friends when they stopped by, they poured it down the drain after a few sips. And these are friends who, like myself, appreciate cheap swill. This is by far the worst beer I have ever consumed. I am 35 and have been drinking the cheap stuff half my life."

And this from TastyTaste: "It's about 10:42 in the morning here, and my head is still pounding from this crap. Another light adjuncty lager, that proudly proclaims "Low Carb" right below the rim of the can. Light yellow in color, fizzy, yellow, not there. Taste isn't much but adjunct nastiness. Not worth it, even at $9.99 a case."

You've been warned.

posted Friday, October 26, 2007 5:26 PM by marc.morehouse with 4 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Impressed by two people in the last week or so . . .

I knew at some point this season that I was going to do a story on Kenny Iwebema and his family. I've seen his mom, Veronica, around Iowa football so much the last couple years, that I just couldn't ignore it.

We had a long phone conversation last week. Veronica and her husband, Kenneth, are from Nigeria. This football stuff is pretty new to them. Kenny didn't start playing in Texas until high school, which is way late by Texas standards.

She has a different outlook on all this. One that, I think, makes a lot of sense and that people can draw strength from in a time like this.

"This is what I tell the kids when I see them coming, make sure your chin is up high. One thing in life, when everything is going so smoothly and you don't have any obstacles, when the obstacles come, you won't know how to handle it. Yes, we would love to have a win, but, yes, we would also love for the kids to grow up, learn it and, if you don't win it this year, there's next year and the year after.

"The bottomline is for them to have confidence in themselves, knowing that they go out there and do their best. For me, that's all I ask. Stay healthy, do your best. Their best might not be good enough for my next-door neighbor, but guess what? The person playing it can say, yes, I did my best and that's what's most important. From a parent's point of view, I would like my child to be healthy than get in there and get hurt."

Last season, Kenny Iwebema missed a huge chunk and had shoulder surgery. He might miss Michigan State after suffering a concussion last week.

No worries. The Iwebemas will still be at Kinnick.

"Kenny got hurt last year, but that wasn't the end of life. That wasn't the end of life. When I see him on the field, I cheer for him to go out there and do his best. That's all anyone can ask for. Go out there and do their best. Listen to what your coaches tell you. Do what your coaches tell you."

This interview was before Purdue. I couldn't fit them in the story I wrote last week. Reading those thoughts tonight (Thursday), I'm even more impressed with Veronica Iwebema.

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The Iowa assistant coaches don't talk to the media often. Offensive coordinator Ken O'Keefe is right up there with Punxsutawney Phil. (Kirk Ferentz is right, though. Coach O'Keefe wasn't front and center during 8-0 Big Ten 2002 or Citrus Bowl -- I'm done calling it Capital One -- miracle He just doesn't do media, right or wrong, that's how it is. I don't really care either way anymore. I stopped fighting that fight a few years ago.)

So, when wide receivers coach Lester Erb spoke to the media Tuesday, I expected to see an exasperated man, edgy, defensive and short with his answers.

I was wrong, wrong and wrong.

Coach Erb was affable and approachable. He made a joke about his hair turning gray because of the wicked turnover his receivers have experienced this season (what, are they 10 deep now at WR?). He offered observations and truths. No, he's not happy, either. Yes, he would like to have a few receivers who aren't freshmen. But he's not beating himself over the head, or at least didn't seem to be Tuesday.

He sees an upside to his group. And it's there. It might be more visible next season, but it's there, you can't deny it. DJK is electric. Cleveland is smooth. Chaney has terrific receiver skills for a kid who didn't play receiver at St. Louis University High School and won his first varsity letter at Iowa as a sprinter on the track team. Stross is a unique skill package. Sandeman is an Ed Hinkel starter kit. Brodell clearly had turned the corner before his injury.

"I think the great thing about it is these guys have such a big upside. Really, the one thing these guys have lacked coming in here is getting that game experience and obviously they're getting that game experience now.

"I think in any area when you're putting young players on the field, you're going to struggle whether it's in the pass game, whether it's in special teams, whether it's in the run game. Until those guys get that experience and the game slows down for them a little bit, there are going to be some inconsistencies. But, I've really been happy with the way the guys have been working and have been playing out there. I mean we've made some mistakes, but they're out there competing. That's all you can ask for."

I don't know if that's what some of you guys are looking for. I get the feeling some of you want fire and brimstone and tears and blood and spittle from coaches. They have those moments. I'm sure the only snorts players hear from Ferentz in practice are snorts of anger. But can you see the investment here? Can you see that coaches are close to and might even actually care about their players? They're not going torch them in public. They are going coach the heck out of them and try to make something out of them, but they have their backs, too. You get that, right?

You want answers. I want to find those answers for you. But try to remember, there are no incubators in football. Sometimes, time really does take time.

posted Friday, October 26, 2007 1:10 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments