November 2007 - Posts

Sounds like it's safe to stop tracking flights . . .

Sounds like Iowa will keep its coach . . . this time.

Sounds like a new bubble has moved up the "honey do" list in Iowa City. Makes sense. Don't look for any shakeups in the coaching staff. This was all about "hands," to use the Seinfeld vernacular.

posted Wednesday, November 28, 2007 3:09 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

We are officially in "Flight Tracker" mode . . .

On the blog that started all of this (it's a Michigan-based thingie), there is a link to a flight tracking site that has a Dassault Falcon flying from Willow Run near Ann Arbor to CID (that's airport talk for Cedar Rapids) late Monday afternoon.

The FlightAware tracking is really cool. I haven't figured out how to use it, but it looks really, really cool. Especially if you're into maps and weather radar.

From all of the followup, it didn't sound like Ferentz got off the plane, the Dassault Falcon.

I'm thinking ADs and coaches are on to the flight tracking gag. I'm thinking, if anything were to happen, it would happen at O'Hare in Chicago.

Try to track that!

The team is practicing this weekend. Teams can practice until they're officially out of bowl contention, which should happen Saturday evening for the Hawkeyes. I'm guessing a two percent chance on a bowl bid.

In other news, it sure looked as though Todd Lickliter needed a hug on that bench tonight.

posted Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:13 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Ferentz and Michigan thoughts . . .

That's all this is, a thought or thoughts.

I was told last week that an end-of-the-season press conference was coming last week. It didn't. Maybe this week. Or maybe not.

I have no hard news today. I've been on the internet. I've seen several "KF in AA" postings. My personal fave is the Bodoglife.com, an internet gambling site apparently, that is taking action on Michigan's next head coach. Les Miles is the 2-1 favorite, meaning a $100 on Les will win you $200. Kirk Ferentz is next at 9-2.

Here is my educated guess as to what may or may not be going on. Don't run to Bodog with this unless you get a $10 spot from me first.

Lloyd Carr likes Kirk Ferentz. I don't know why or how. I know that Lloyd, who'll assume an associate AD job at Michigan, and Norm Parker go way, way back. I think they were on the same staff at Illinois way back in the suspension helmet days, or maybe it was the Bike helmet days. Maybe that relationship watered a Ferentz-Carr friendship. I don't know. It's all maybe. Michigan blog people think Lloyd might have a say in his replacement.

Mary Sue Coleman was the president of the UI when Ferentz was hired in 1999. She had a hand in bringing him here. Not sure how much of a hand. I wasn't on the beat then. Now, what kind of relationship did they have at Iowa? I'm guessing they ran into each other at the big fan/alumni thingies after/before games and that's about it. When Ferentz hit his first big plug of off-field trouble, Coleman was in the middle of interviewing for the Michigan job. She was gone before the glorious 2002 season started. Basically, she was here in Ferentz's infancy with the program. This was the "we're sticking by the guy" days, well before two Big Ten titles and $2.84 million. Are they trading Christmas cards? Who knows. I stopped getting them from Ferentz after 1999. (After a 1-10 season, coaches need all the friends they can get.) Is Coleman aware of the latest headlines out of Iowa City, the ones that have "alleged sexual assault," "investigation" and "three football players" in them? You can bet that she is.

There's also a story going around that Bo Schembechler apparently went Charles Foster Kane and whispered "Kirk Ferentz" in his final breathe. ("Citizen Kane" reference here. I took a film class in college.) I'm sure it wasn't all that dramatic. But it's also not a stretch to believe that Ferentz got Bo's attention when he whipped Michigan the Michigan way at the Big House in 2002.

I can totally see Michigan having an interest in Ferentz. It's certainly a reasonable assumption, and that's what all of this is at this point, at least on my end. Some rumors out on the 'net have the foundation being poured on the new Ferentz home in Ann Arbor (I'm not discounting those, either).

There was a long section here on Miles and his national championship run with LSU.

Scratch that, thanks to the Hogs. (A dazzling football game, by the way.

It's safe to say that Miles is interested in the job at his alma mater, where he met his wife, where he played and graduated from, where he got his coaching start. There is a clause in Miles' LSU contract that has him paying LSU $1.25 million if he takes the Michigan job. Now, that's a contract that'd I give my football coach. Just the fact that that's in there says he's interested. It would've been easier, more logical, for Miles to go pedal to the metal toward a national title and then trot into his AD's office and ask for $4.5 million a year. That's over now. Maybe Bodog is right. Maybe he's the leader.

Last week's news that three UI football players have been connected to an alleged sexual assault investigation came from somewhere.

I asked Chuck Green why the UI Police confirmed that football players were involved.

``That was a decision that was made with other parties, including athletics,'' Green said. ``I think part of the reason is that they were being approached by the press and so they just wanted to make sure that they were upfront and as honest as they could be.''

An hour or so later, at Carver-Hawkeye Arena, Iowa athletics director Gary Barta said something different.

``The release wasn't sent out by the athletic department,'' Barta said. ``Athletics didn't ask for the release to be sent out.''

Clearly, everyone is not on the same page. Usually, when a public university knows it's going to be "in the news," it has a plan for communication with the media. That doesn't seem to be the case here. It might be just a little "gotcha" on my part or it might be something else.

The incident under investigation allegedly took place on the early-morning hours of Oct. 14. The Gazette contacted Green on Oct. 19, asking questions about two players. Green said their names weren't in their system. After Western Michigan, Ferentz said, "I was aware of the situation before this week, if that's what you're suggesting."

Ferentz was asked last Tuesday, the day before the UI Police broke the news of the investigation, about two players on his team. They remain suspended from football activity.

Athletics knew, but the investigation didn't activate until the victim talked to UI Police Nov. 5.

Then, last Wednesday happened. It was a full-blown, New York-style media blitz outside of the Hillcrest dorm, where UI Police, Iowa City Police and the Iowa division of DCI parked vehicles to investigate inside Hillcrest.

Athletics was left out of the loop with Anthony Bowman and Dominique Douglas, who were arrested this August for alleged credit card fraud hours after an open practice at Kinnick Stadium. Athletics was not in the loop on last week's actions by the UI Police.

Somebody somewhere at the UI is sending a message to football.

Ferentz had a comfort level with former UI president David Skorton. Skorton was front and center during the glory days. He was also front and center when a recruit intimated to a Manhattan, Kan., newspaper that UI football recruiters helped him "hook up" during a recruiting visit. That was proved false after an investigation. Ferentz went through the good and some bad with Skorton. Skorton left for Cornell in 2006.

Former athletics director Bob Bowlsby spent 15 years as Iowa's AD. He and his considerable power base left to become Stanford's athletics director in April 2006.

Suddenly, it's Ferentz, second-year AD Gary Barta and brand-spanking new president Sally Mason.

The power base is dictated by title and title only. The personal dynamics are yet to be formed.

Then, Board of Regents president Michael Gartner weighs in on the investigation.

The underlying current during both Skorton's and Bowlsby's departures was that Gartner's fingerprints were all over them. On Bowlsby, he's denied it up and down. On Skorton, the Regents passed it off as a function of the market but that was after a slap-in-the-face raise compared to the presidents at the other state U's.

Ferentz was on the sidelines for all of this. He probably knows a little bit about Bowlsby's and Skorton's departures. He probably has formed an opinion about Gartner.

He's probably wondering who has his back at the UI.

This is all maybes and reasonable assumptions. It's an educated guess as to why the door might be open.

Iowa did lose two recruits to Illinois and Ron Zook over the weekend. James Ferentz is still commited, I think.

Stay tuned.

posted Sunday, November 25, 2007 3:54 PM by marc.morehouse with 2 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Ferentz, Michigan and the power structure at the UI

I've been in this business long enough to consider myself a healthy paranoid. You should know that up front.

The paranoid will have his cell phone all Thanksgiving.

I had a post, but I don't want to come off as too crazy. I've been accused of running too fast, too early with these things in the past.

Have a great turkey day!

posted Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:55 PM by marc.morehouse with 2 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Aftermath and I mean aftermath . . .

Kirk Ferentz said he felt worse about the effort at the end of last year than how today's game turned out.

That's how he feels. He's closer to the deal than any of us, but I don't know. Just because he says it doesn't mean you have to feel that way. This was bad. You bought the ticket, you have a right to feel and say whatever the heck you want.

Could it be this: Last season's team was better and more talented but also more locked up in its brain and its own worst enemy. This year's team wasn't as talented, inexperienced and injured, but it was healthy upstairs and stayed upbeat even at 2-4, 3-5.

"I'll tell you, when your attitude is not good, that's major work, and I think that's not our issue right now. I think we have some others we have to work through," Ferentz said.

That's all well and good, but, at best, it's a stalemate. A talented and selfish team finished the regular season 6-6. This year's less talented and well-adjusted team finished 6-6.

It's on the tip of your tongue. I can hear it. Go ahead and say it. How many 6-6s before Gary Barta's foot tapping turns into finger pointing that eventually grows into the dreaded "vote of confidence" for Ferentz and his staff? Well, this is basically the third 6-6, give or take. How many more?

I asked Ferentz after the game if the offensive players on the field were the future. He said he hoped so, but also no one is guaranteed anything.

More on this stuff tomorrow.

I want to finish with this thought: I'm kind of gutted by the fact that Albert Young's final game at Kinnick ended with booing and a few maniacal rants that echoed through what was otherwise a grim march out of the joint.

He'll do great things in his life, I know that. It just sucked to see him go out in tears.

This has been my first season blogging. I've really enjoyed it. I've tried to be honest and unfiltered with my thoughts here. I've met a few e-mailers and have loved the interaction. As always, feel free to let me know when you think I get it wrong. I'll listen no matter what you call me.

If there's no bowl game, I have no idea what will happen with this bandwidth. There will be football updates, I'm sure. Watch for recruiting and such. Maybe some men's health stuff. We're all interested in that, right?

Take care, all.

posted Sunday, November 18, 2007 2:14 AM by marc.morehouse with 1 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

No huddle . . .

That seemed to change the pace of the game. But, I have to throw out there, the Hawkeyes haven't stopped the Broncos' offense.

posted Saturday, November 17, 2007 4:46 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Sorry . . .

Not a lot of updates. Early deadlines today. I was writing an Iowa bowl story.

I might've been wasting my time.

This is a sick effort.

posted Saturday, November 17, 2007 3:30 PM by marc.morehouse with 1 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Jevon Pugh is out on the field

For whatever that's worth.
posted Saturday, November 17, 2007 1:47 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Periphery week 12

I think my body was set to detonate 12 weeks ago.

Here is the height of irony. I've been sick all week, some upper-respiratory infection crap. It's really taken root. I even went to the doctor, something I don't like to do. I consider myself a human Toyota. No need to look under the hood; just buy a new one when the old one turns over.

Usually, I enjoy Thursday night and Friday, my two days off a week. (By the way, my only question for the next presdential candidate who leaves a recorded message at my house, how are salaried positions legal?) But this week, I'm out of it.

I haven't been able to do much today. We belong to the Blockbuster version of whatever it is that sends DVDs to your house. I go through the stack and find "300." So, I watch this movie about Sparta and its fight against Xerxes and Persia. Meanwhile, I can barely lift the remote because Marcy Warcy has a wittle cold. I never would've made it as a Spartan. I don't have the abs.

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I did make it to the dentist on Thursday. I was asked about all the stuff going on with the football program. I told my dentist that I would allow 90 percent of these guys to babysit my kids, cash my paycheck and deliver the exact amount and house sit. She still drilled my tooth just the same.

This is what everyone is talking about when it comes to Iowa football. Western Michigan . . . bowl game . . . saying goodbye to 12 seniors (if you want to talk about Spartans, these guys can pick up their shields any day of the week).

No one's asking me about that.

The 90 have been soiled by the 10.

My dad used to tell me all the time when I'd get in trouble, "If you hang out with (bleep), you're going to smell like (bleep)." Dad and nuance have never met, but his thought rings true.

Kirk Ferentz said in the wake of the credit card thingie that they (meaning the program) have invited this line of questioning. Obviously, this week they invited a whole lot more.

The 90 have been soiled by the 10.

I know some of the true believers will take Norm Parker's point and run with it. He said on the call-in show last night, the press doesn't write about the planes that land, only the ones that crash. There is plenty of truth to that, but I'm also pretty sure that 2002 and 2004 Hawkeyes made it into the paper.

You should defend the Hawkeyes, the 90 percent that will make it to the field Saturday and try to win their fourth straight game and possible trip to a bowl game. They're worth defending. Try to keep in mind that no one is after the 90. No one is after the 10, for that matter. They've invited this type of examination. This is only the beginning with the latest. The news today that the search warrants and court documents have been sealed for 60 days only ensures shelf life for this thing. This deal is a map with a lot of roads.

Norm Parker said something else last night that showed me the wisdom of his 65 (don't have it in front of me, but that's the neighborhood) years. He said there are no winners here. There are no winners in what's unfolding. Only grief and pain.

The faster we get to the truth, the better.

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If you're tailgating today, you are Spartans, meat-eating and beer-drinking Spartans.

I'm very much looking forward to Dec. 9 Packers-Raiders. I'm just afraid it's going to take a house payment to get into Lambeau. The family will understand, I'm sure.

From the iPod (graduation theme):

"Long May You Run" -- Neil Young. "We've been through some things together, with trunks of memories of things to come." A couple summers ago, I went out to New Jersey to meet Albert Young and his family. Here was the prince of the city acting all cool. His mom held his attention, though. Know that. Long may Albert run.

"All Over Now" -- Deadstring Brothers. "Yeah, I might be gone for good because you ain't on top like you thought you should. Yeah, yeah, it's all over now." I probably shouldn't mention that this band is from Detroit.

"Harder Now That It's Over" -- Ryan Adams. "It's harder now that it's over. It's harder now that it's over. Now that the cuffs are off. And you're free. You're free with a history." This probably isn't for a tailgate, unless you're to the point in the proceedings where melancholy has set it.

"Good Feeling" -- Violent Femmes. "Good feeling, won't you stay with me just a little longer. It always seems like you're leaving when I need you here just a little longer." Make sure to keep the tailgate gear organized. I'm sure someone out there on the internets has a countdown to the next game at Kinnick.

"Land of Hope and Dreams" -- Bruce Springsteen. "Grab your ticket and your suitcase. Thunder's rolling down the tracks. You don't know where you're goin', but you know you won't be back. Darlin' if you're weary, lay your head upon my chest. We'll take what we can carry. And we'll leave the rest." Goodbye, football. For a month or so anyway.

Libation

Leinenkugel's Original -- This is one of those "best for last" deals.

From Beeradvocate:

Homerbag (who lives in South of Heaven, Wis.) says: "Another old stand by. A very good beer for Wisconsin traditionalists. A little more true to form of a classic pilsner than some of the other macros, but this beer is barely a macro. Easy to find and cheap in the Great Lakes area. Good choice if you are having a crowd over and want a little selection for low price."

Enjoy.

posted Friday, November 16, 2007 5:24 PM by marc.morehouse with 2 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments
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Big Ten Network guy last night . . .

I've heard that some of you might not have the Big Ten Network. Kidding, sorry if it's still a sore spot.

Anyway, last night the BTN's football analyst Howard Griffith did a segment called "Let's go Bowling." He handicapped the Big Ten's bowl pecking order.

I'll skip right to the Hawkeyes (although, you should know that he has Michigan in the Alamo).

He has Iowa in the Insight. He has Purdue losing to Indiana this weekend and falling out of the Big Ten bowls. He has Michigan State clipping Penn State and earning the Detroit Bowl. But then he has Purdue landing quite nicely in the Las Vegas Bowl and Indiana in the Helicopter Bowl in Fort Worth.

In Griffith's predictions, Northwestern would be the only Big Ten bowl-eligible that gets left out in the cold.

It all makes sense.

Okie State, K-State or, gasp, Nebraska would be the likely Big 12 opponents.

I'm not saying golf won't cut into my production, but I will say this:

Fore!

posted Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:21 AM by marc.morehouse with 8 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Rope-a-dope????????????

It's a little chilly today in Iowa City. After falling behind 14-0, the Gophers couldn't gone inside for the day for cartoons and cocoa. Instead, they put together back-to-back scoring drives to keep it within a manageable 21-10 at halftime.

Iowa tried a squib kick with 50 seconds left, after Albert Young made it 21-7 with a 12-yard drive, but the Hawkeyes squibbed the Gophers to Joel Monroe's 54-yard field goal.

The Gophers failed to record a first down in the first quarter and had just 15 yards. They finished with 100 yards at the half. Respectable.

The Hawkeyes' most impressive stat of the half was 6 of 8 on third down conversions.

Young finished the half with 79 yards on 16 carries. On Iowa's third TD drive, he carried five times for 27 yards.

posted Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:43 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Iwebema's hit on Weber . . .

Didn't look blatant. Maybe he got his hands up a little bit.

Anyways, that spurred the drive, a monumental 14-play, 63-yard, 6:33 deal.

It's a game now.

posted Saturday, November 10, 2007 12:12 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Best 1st quarter since Syracuse

In Big Ten play, Iowa had scored just three points in the first quarter.

That's a wow stat.

posted Saturday, November 10, 2007 11:42 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Tough catch for Cleveland . . .

That was high and outside from Jake Christensen, but it somehow worked.

Does that count as a drop?

That was Iowa's first first quarter TD since the Syracuse game.

posted Saturday, November 10, 2007 11:30 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Albert over 3,000

That's an accomplishment for any running back on any level.

On third-and-1, Iowa bunches in with a form of the I formation, bringing 11 defenders into the box.

It still worked. Albert for 1

That second down run by Albert was amazing. I think he'll play on Sundays. I know a lot of you out there don't think so.

posted Saturday, November 10, 2007 11:22 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Sandeman probably out

Sort of a lost year for the true freshman from Bettendorf. He's helped out, but he's been beat up and is likely out today with the flu.

Iowa's punt returner today will be . . . Paul Chaney maybe.

CB Adam Shada (ankle) is out. LB Pat Angerer (hamstring) has a chance. DE Chad Geary is likely out with an elbow. FS Devan Moylan will sit out the rest of the season and petition for a medical hardship waiver and a sixth year of eligibility.

posted Saturday, November 10, 2007 10:31 AM by marc.morehouse with 1 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

One bowl rep today . . .

The Insight Bowl is represented today and that is it.

No surprise.

But if you look at Iowa's bowl possibilities, the Hawkeyes are going head-to-head with Wisconsin and Purdue for spots. Wisconsin could end up in the Insight. Purdue, which has a shot at 9-3, deserves something in FLA.

Iowa is 0-2 against those schools, losing by a combined score of 48-19. The Big Ten will not allow Iowa to pass either of them over. That's not a "rule," more of an unwritten thing. Head-to-head does count for something.

posted Saturday, November 10, 2007 9:45 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

5 things about tomorrow . . .

1. Where will the Gophers' heads be?

New coaches take a hit. Kirk Ferentz took his in 1999, when the Hawkeyes went 1-10 in his first season. Notre Dame's Charlie Weis? He's taking his now. He ran with Ty Willingham's recruits and now his team is young and taking its lumps. UM's first-year coach Tim Brewster is obviously taking the hit now. There are 14 frosh/sophs starting for the Gophers. That has to cause friction with some of the upperclassmen. Will the Gophers just want to get this over?

2. Hawkeyes secondary vs. Gophers receivers.

The 6-5, 215-pound Ernie Wheelwright smoked the Hawkeyes for a 64-yard touchdown last year in the Gophers’ 34-24 victory at the Metrodome. He's seventh in the conference in receiving with 53 catches for 656 yards and nine touchdowns. WR Eric Decker is fourth in the league with 59 catches for 756 yards and six touchdowns. Iowa's secondary has played well. Bradley Fletcher has settled in at corner for the injured Adam Shada and free safety Brett Greenwood has gotten better every game since stepping in for injured Devan Moylan.

3. Freshman QB Adam Weber.

His numbers aren't bad. He's a dual-threat. He's the Gophers' second-leading rusher. He's gone through some of the same slings and arrows that Iowa QB Jake Christensen has gone through in his first season as starter. Will this be something for him to build on or forget?

4. Iowa's O-line.

Lost in the thrill of last week's rabbit-out-of-the-hat at Northwestern was the fact the Hawkeyes gave up six sacks to a team that had only seven coming into the game. NU didn't blitz a lot, either. These were one-on-one matchups that went bust on Iowa. The next two games, and a possible bowl, have to be looked at as auditions for next season for all five of these guys. Seth Olsen, OK, he's safe. But after him? Next year's O-line is going to be very, very deep. You want to claim your spot now.

5. History, and not the kind you want to be attached to.

Minnesota allows 549 yards a game. The Gophers have a shot at the highest yards-per-game average in NCAA, potentially taking the 1993 Maryland defense off the record books. The Terrapins allowed 553 yards per game. That'd be a tough one to live down.

Bonus thing

If the Hawkeyes win today, watch and see if the Hawkeyes rush UM's sideline for the Floyd of Rosedale Trophy. Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz seemed to question that practice earlier this week. Let's see if the Iowa coach, who's one of the most detailed around, has a gameplan for this. The sideline run is likely here to stay. It's a great tradition -- until there's a Miami (Fla.) and Florida International deal.

posted Friday, November 09, 2007 10:50 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Periphery Week 11

It's looking more and more like annual trip to Lambeau Field will be Dec. 9 against the Raiders. We wanted to hold out for Dec. 30 against the Lions, but looks like the Hawkeyes really do want to go bowling. So, duty calls.

I've been doing this Packer trip since 1992. I remember the first game. I think it was the season Favre took over as the starter. It was minus-10 against the then-Los Angeles Rams. My friend, Scott, and I planted the seed for this while we were at UNI. He is from Swaledale, up by Mason City, Vikings country. I'm from Dubuque, which, any given day, is Bears/Vikings/Packers country. My dad is from Wisconsin, so I got Packer pajamas every year for Christmas until about last year.

Scott lives in Des Moines now. So, he fires up the Toyota at about 3 a.m. Sunday morning, picks me up in Cedar Rapids and we're in Green Bay by 9 or 10. We scalp tickets, which has been a white-knuckler at least a few times, and we wander from tailgate to tailgate.

We've seen that Packer Pope guy, the Pack-a-lope and every variation of cheese headwear they've thought up. We've seen some of the more bawdy tailgate fun. And some of that loses it luster because of the layering of the winter clothes.

We eat Sunday night at the Brett Favre Steakhouse. Hit one of Fuzzy Thurston's old bars and pass out in some hotel room.

Monday morning, it's off to the Packer Pro Shop for Christmas presents. (Both of my kids have Favre jerseys. The girl doesn't wear her's.) We might hit Kroll's for a butter burger. Or we might go to the Hall of Fame for, I dunno, the 300th time. There's also this Packer "antique" shop. It's more junk that antique, but you'll find some really cool stuff. Like the Packers usher hat I bought a few years ago.

Then, it's into the Toyota. We take turns reading the papers and scan the radio for Packer talk. We stop in Madison for lupper and it's home.

If I smell like bratwurst, it's been a good trip.

So there, I'm not some high and mighty above-it-all pressbox creature. I'm one of you, for at least one Sunday a year, every year since '92.

As for tailgating this weekend, stay dry, people. It's cold and flu season. You don't want to miss work already, right?

From the iPod (All bands from Minnesota, I have a lot of them.):

"Toolmaster of Brainerd" -- Trip Shakespeare. "He held a job at the Buckeye Creamery, Toolmaster of Brainerd. He had a way with the old machinery, Toolmaster of Brainerd." I used to see this band when I was a sophomore or junior at UNI and had hair down to the middle of my back. Those were the days.

"Within Your Reach" -- The Replacements. "I never seen no mountain. Never swam no sea. Drownin' in this city. Well, it's really up to me. I can't live without your touch." Song No. 1 at our wedding reception. We thought it was cool BEFORE "Say Anything." I just went double '80s on ya'all. Replacements and Say Anything!

"Celebrated Summer" -- Hüsker Dü. "Then the sun disintegrates between a wall of clouds. I summer where I winter at, and no one is allowed there. Do you remember when the first snowfall fell? When summer barely had a snowball's chance in hell." Kids, you don't know what you're missing.

"Heavy Metal Boyz" -- Gear Daddies. "Everytime I come here, I count the hours 'til I leave. I used to call this home once. Now I find it hard to believe. Got out a head of that radio station. Still going strong I hear. My only real salvation, a few good friends and beer. I guess I never understood those small-town people. Mobile homes and simple joys, the heavy metal Boyz." These guys are (were?) from Austin, Minn. They went as high as an appearance on Letterman. When I was a junior at UNI, they played at Stebs (RIP, RIP) and we had them over for a keg. A year or two later, same deal during my one good year of grad school at the UI. They were really great guys who are probably knee-deep in their day jobs now.

"She's Not Alone Anymore" -- The Jayhawks. "Hitch hiked back from Blue Earth, she's not alone anymore. Shooting pool like before. That's too bad." First, this band is terrific. Really dug these guys when they were together. Second, I had to go with the "Blue Earth" reference because I worked at a newspaper in Fairmont, Minn., called the Sentinel. It was about 7 miles west or so of Blue Earth. I listened to that song a lot when I was driving to Blue Earth. Our coverage area dipped into Iowa. I covered games at Armstrong-Ringsted at Sentral of Fenton. It was the darkest football game ever. You hear stories of parents parking their cars around the field and leaving the lights on. Well, back in 1990, this was the truth at Sentral. I wish I would've kept the clip. I sometimes find myself pining for the simpler times.

Libation

Grain Belt Premium -- C'mon, you've drank it before, you know you have. C'mon, Mr. Bitter Beer Face. You can't fool me. I guess this beer is going through an identity crisis. It's gone through a few breweries and has recently been picked up by Schell Brewing in New Ulm, Minn. I'm not sure if the old recipe will be restored. I know some of you out there remember the old Grain Belt.

The boys at "Beeradvocate" give it 92 percent thumbs down. I think they're being a little frou frou here. Obviously, not all of them are head-strong midwestern boys.

From RifRafBoy: "This seems to be THE Minnesota beer. Ask any 40 something plus beer drinker about Grain Belt and they get a gleam in their eyes. I had an out of state buddy over, and I decided to treat him to some home grown beer. . . . I am told it used to be good when brewed by the original brewer. I won't buy this again."

"ADR" pines for the old days in his review: "I picked up a six pack last night and the salesperson told me there has been a mini "run" on this beer -- due to Minnesota Brewing's suspension of beer operations. Immediately, I could hear Joni Mitchell singing "you don't know what you've got 'til its gone"... Minnesotans could have easily supported this beer ahead of Coors Light. Another victim of macros and the people stupid enough to follow their hype."

I don't have it in the fridge, but I never turn it down.

posted Thursday, November 08, 2007 9:38 PM by marc.morehouse with 2 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Stung by e-mailer Eric . . .

E-mailer Eric got me with logic, of all things. He pointed out, correctly, that the Michigan-Michigan State game is a rivalry, a heated rivarly and one that will drive people to do things that they might not usually.

Here are Eric's thoughts: "I think you're too tough on Mike Hart. Part of a rivalry is stuff like that. Heck, I won't even stop for gas or [edited for decorum] Champaign-Urbana. And I think less of people who will or do. Some games it doesn't matter if you 'take a knee' or run up the score. They'll take it the other way of whatever the intent."

Interstate-74 would be a long drive for Eric without a bathroom break in Champaign, but I digress.

Eric called me "stodgy." Upon further review, yeah, somewhere in the last four or five years, I've become stodgy. To wit, the sprint to the sideline to claim trophies. I decried it a few blogs down.

When did I become "grumpy old man"?

Just a second, I see some kids in my yard. "Hey, you kids, get outta my yard!!!!"

Eric chipped in with these examples of "You know you're stodgy when . . ."

"Isn't the music too loud?"

"The menu type too small?"

"How's the walking at Westdale in the mornings?"

OK, OK, I surrender.

I will say this, Mike Hart, you're better than that. Mark Dantonio, you should know better than that.

Hopefully, I can unstodgify myself. I might go get something pierced just to prove a point.

posted Thursday, November 08, 2007 1:55 PM by marc.morehouse with 2 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

I have a Heisman vote

I had Mike Hart in my top three. I had him in my top three last year. I love him as a player and what he does for UM. He's a tough runner who, I believe, has a future on Sundays.

After the Michigan State "little brother" stuff? He's my No. 4.

Classless.

posted Wednesday, November 07, 2007 11:12 AM by marc.morehouse with 2 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Maybe I'm getting old (OK, no "maybe") . . .

Don't get me wrong. I love the trophy games. Floyd, and everything he stands for, is all that is good in college football encased in bronze. The Paul Bunyan Ax, the Old Oaken Bucket, the Little Brown jug, all cool, way cool. What it's all about. The color, the spectacle, it's Christmas, your birthday and a county fair ride all rolled into three hours.

What I don't necessary dig so much is the rush to the opponent's sideline to grab the trophy. It's just a great big middle finger, throat slash taunt. Why open yourselves up to anything that's going to smudge the game? Why even toy with the possibility of a fight? This year, Iowa freshman Jordan Bernstine ran into an Iowa State player during the rush to the Cy-Hawk Trophy after the 'Clones victory. Nothing happened. There was a push and a word or two maybe but it was nothing. Still, why allow that possibility?

When Big Ten coaches are putting their mugs out there for sportsmanship commercials, it feels like a huge contradiction.

"You know, I haven't thought about it. It might be a good topic for somebody to think about, putting the trophy in a holding tank or something like that and then bringing it to the locker room afterwards," Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz said. "That's probably a -- seriously, that's probably a good idea."

College football is so image-conscious. This is a big gap in the logic. The one time you can openly taunt. It sends the wrong message (wow, I just aged 10 years with that line).

"No, I don't think it's necessarily healthy. I don't think it was healthy in 1981," Ferentz said. "You know that line in the movie 'Ghostbusters'? 'We're trying to study the effectiveness.' I'll tell you what the effect is. That's what the effect of that whole thing is. It's the same thing, which is probably not what you're trying to achieve after any game."

Solutions?

Do you want to make a scene of it? Share it with the fans? Yes, I think that's the right idea, but how?

I'll throw this one out there, leave the trophy on the sidelines and allow the captains from the winning school retrieve and deliver it to the winners. Great moment for your captains, the heartbeat of your team and generally the ones who deserve such a moment, and one that exudes class, order and sportsmanship. Have the captains hand it off to the game MVP, coach or whomever, sort of like they do with the Stanley Cup, the classiest of class trophy ceremonies.

Right now, it's a slap in the face to the losing team. I don't think that's what anyone is shooting for.

posted Tuesday, November 06, 2007 10:20 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Bowl projections . . .

I hate to get too far ahead of things. And of course, I knew that even at 2-4, Iowa was going bowling. Yes, I knew it. You can't read it anywhere . . . OK, I'm full of it. In fact, I planned an ice fishing vacation on Lake Superior for December.

Only the lead-paint face-painters had Iowa bowling when it was 3-5 with surging Michigan State and Northwestern on the horizon. Hey, they knew and more power to them. I didn't see it, I admit that.

I've tooled around the internets and here are some bowl projections I've found: CBS Sportsline: Motor City Bowl, Dec. 26 Detroit ESPN MAC vs. Big Ten No. 7 Central Michigan vs. Iowa.

Lil' Stewy Mandel at SI.com has Iowa v. Air Force in the Armed Forces Bowl on Dec. 31 from Ft. Worth, Texas.

The fellas at cf.com (analysis from couches all over the country) also have the Hawkeyes in the Motor City Bowl v. Central Michigan.

ESPN guy Ivan has Iowa bowless. ESPN guy Pat has Iowa in the Armed Forces Bowl vs. Air Force. I think they've yet to make projections out of the weekend. I put stock in ESPN Ivan. He's knows college football. When Iowa hosted Ohio State last year, he covered the game while watching an ESPN 360 online telecast of Miami (Fla.) against somebody. That's serious multi-tasking.

My best guess . . . beat Minnesota and Western Michigan and we'll talk.

OK, that's a cop out, much like firing assistant coaches. (BTW, how 'bout a moment of silence for Dennis Franchione and his $1,200 insider newsletter at Texas A&M? No? So, we agree that this guy has to work his way up to overrated piece of garbage?)

I think the Champs Sports Bowl will pick Illinois over the Hawkeyes. I think the Zoooooook factor plays here, bringing him back to FLA for some fun in the sun.

That leaves Iowa to the Insight Bowl. Buy your tickets now, because Jim Zabel, the WHO sports director who spends most of his wintry days in sunny AZ, and his ilk are going to be in line and they've got home Ticketmaster advantage.

Insight bowl vs. Oklahoma State and Mike "I'm 40. I'm a man" Gundy.

posted Tuesday, November 06, 2007 10:32 AM by marc.morehouse with 3 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Halftime speech

Judging from the amount of times it was referenced, I'd have given my right foot to hear just a snippet.

It sounded like something along the lines of Bobby Knight-Purdue speech.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 3:46 PM by marc.morehouse with 2 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

The pass interference . . .

Was the right call. Deante Battle latched onto DJK and never let go. It was an easy call. Whether Battle needed to hold or not is a good question. The play was well defended on the inside.

I asked it last week and I'm asking it this week, can they finish?

It's 21-17 Iowa. Can they finish?

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 2:01 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

There are linebackers in the Big Ten who have national recognition

But none mean more to their team than Mike Humpal.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 1:37 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Way to answer the field goal . . .

Three plays for minus-13 yards.

Both tackles, Seth Olsen and Kyle Calloway, got whipped on that third down. Olsen got beat cleanly on an outside move and eventually made the play. Calloway got whipped on an inside move and it was a party at the QB.

That was five blocking four. And it was horrible.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 1:21 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

The one real criticism that you can lob at the Iowa D . . .

They have to tackle better, the 17-yarder to Peterman was case in point.
posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 1:17 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Jake on the last drive . . .

He was 4 of 5 for 49 yards and looked like a quarterback who's in a zone.
posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 1:05 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Stats . . .

Iowa has 25 rushing yards on 13 carries to 109 for NU.

Iowa is 1 of 7 on third down.

Bacher is 17 of 30 for 147 yards.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 12:52 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Jake missed on that play . . .

Just three plays earlier, Christensen tried to hit Paul Chaney on a similar fade/air-out ball and overthrew a wide-open Chaney.

Three plays later, Christensen executes the play perfectly for a 20-yard score.

Go figure.

Clayborn blocked that field goal.

Ferentz is yelling at the officials about the pass interference penalty called on Bradley Fletcher during that last drive. Ferentz had a beef with officials during the week and apparently had his point taken. But just not seriously enough, at least according to that call.

14-7 at half. Incredibly, they're still in it.

I'll get stats when I can.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 12:26 PM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Just let that last post stand . . .

I also asked a few weeks ago how it came to this at QB, how it came to Jake and no one else.

Ferentz said, "Read between the lines."

So, what does that say about Stanzi and Nelson?

You read between the lines.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 11:56 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Gotta pull him

It's time for Jake Christensen to sit. On first down, he held the ball too long on that bootleg. On third down, well, that one needs no explanation.

Is accuracy fixable? I have no idea. I asked Ferentz last Tuesday. Can't remember what he said.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 11:40 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

That was Humpal's guy

That 240-pound H-back, Humpal couldn't get out to the flat and it was wide open. It broke open for two seconds before Bacher saw it.

It's 14-0 Northwestern.

Iowa is in line to lose its eighth straight Big Ten road game. And it's in line to do it in a lifeless, punchless sleepwalk that I'm sure will please the many Iowa fans here in attendance.

Forget time of possession at this point, it's the scoreboard.

Senior CB Deante Battle got hurt for NU. We'll see if it matters.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 11:34 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Humpal is back . . .

This is one tough son-of-a-buck.

They need him.

Do you think Iowa's O has broken a sweat yet? They were on the field for three plays and 1:38 on their first drive.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 11:20 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

It was like they weren't even there . . .

Humpal tried, but he's now on the bench and in a lot of pain. It's his left ankle. He went out after NU's first big rush, Tyrell Sutton up the middle for 15 yards. I don't see him coming back and, so, I don't see Iowa winning this game.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 11:05 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

There are more Iowa fans here, I swear . . .

If Iowa finishes 6-6 and if that's good enough to get into any bowl, it's going to a tribute to you people. Your devotion continues to amaze me.

Whatever bowl gets stuck with Northwestern, you could drop tickets out sky here and get about 25 NU fans.

This crowd is a Wartburg crowd and I don't mean that as an insult to Wartburg.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 10:47 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Damian looks OK

He really does look OK after spraining a foot last week. It must've been pretty mild.

Looks like Klink is starting at MLB.

I would guess that you're going to need a program for Iowa's defense today. Last week, Iowa played 21 different players on D. This week, I'll lay the over/under at 24.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 10:29 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Humpal is out on the field

He looks OK. Linebacker Mike Klinkenborg is out there with a giant cast thingie on his right hand.

DE Kenny Iwebema is out there. CB Adam Shada is not.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 10:19 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Humpal out??

I hate to use question marks but linebacker Mike Humpal is injured. He suffered some sort of sprained ankle in practice this week. He came out to Ryan Field earlier and tested it. So, who knows?

He wrestle this until the bitter end, you know he will. Just wait and see.

If he doesn't play, crushing blow to the Iowa defense. Crushing.

posted Saturday, November 03, 2007 9:40 AM by marc.morehouse with 0 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments

Periphery Week 10

For all you Sopranos people, I think I've found your fix of gang violence and intrigue. The show is called "Brotherhood." It's on Showtime. It's about the Irish clan, the Caffee's, a power family living off and on the streets of "The Hill" district in Providence. At one end of the spectrum is Tommy, the "good" brother who is a state senator in Rhode Island. He's political but knows the power that his office carries. The other end is Michael, a gangster who was wronged, beaten and is now back with a vengence. It's layered and evil and violent and smart. OK, it's not "The Sopranos." I don't think there will be another one of those. But it's in the ballpark, I'll give it that. Ethan Embry ("That Thing You Do") is excellent as a cop on the edge, undercover and in the family, pretty much. It's gritty and real. Where "The Sopranos" had humor, "Brotherhood" has a kick in the teeth.

In my book, this is a terrific road trip. It's close (relatively), tickets are abundant (for the most part) and it's Chicago (also for the most part).

There is something very intimate about football at Ryan Field. The place basically sits in a neighborhood. Not a bad seat in the joint. Northwestern is one of the few programs in the Big Ten that seems to really "want" you there. By that, I mean it's Big Ten football, without much of a tradition, that lives in a competitive sports market. Iowa doesn't have pro sports. Chicago has it up and down. Northwestern wants you and caters to you. It wants you to enjoy the gameday experience, such as it is. Iowa has games. Come if ya want. Don't like the hotdogs? Tough rocks. It's not that extreme, but it's along those lines. Northwestern football is needy. That's a good and a bad thing.

I've walked through quite a few tailgates at NW. The people look like they're having fun. They looked like that before the 2005 thrilling finish that went their way.

It sounds like doable tailgate weather. If the wind is blowing hard off Lake Michigan, the bidding for my press pass starts at $500. (This is a joke, BTW. Just in case anyone's ears perked up, I don't need to be making that decision.)

From the iPod:

"Arizona" -- Kings of Leon. "Now taste all I ever needed, all I ever wanted. Too dumb to surrender." Fitting, on the first try again this week. I looked "Arizona" because if Iowa wins out, it would have a reasonable shot at the Insight Bowl in Phoenix, the only bowl fully endorsed by golf-playing sports writers in the Cedar Rapids metro area.

"Detroit Has a Skyline" -- Superchunk. "As soon as I got home, reached out for the phone. Drank my sleep from a can, playing track six and track seven again and again." Motor City Bowl in mind here. Let's hope it doesn't come to that. I'll hitch hike up the day of. Don't think I won't. I'm old enough to have hitched from Dubuque to Madison on several occasions.

"Florida" -- Modest Mouse. "I guess I'll pack up my mind. It took so much effort not to make an effort. Oh, what a flawless design." The last time we were in Orlando for the holidays, the columnist ran into Paris Hilton and Mary Carey in Orlando. Dude is a stud. I just went to the dog track with Todd Brommelkamp, the Voice of the Hawkeyes guy and former Kernels flak. The columnist always seems to get the better end of the deal. Of course, this is for the Champs Sports Bowl in Orlando.

"Everywhere with a Helicopter" -- Guided by Voices. "I will try to fight them. I will let them nowhere to go. Try escape the pace. I'll say 'God bless you.' Let me know." This is the representative from the Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl. Some online person has Iowa in this bowl. All I know is that it takes place in Fort Worth. The website doesn't work. Seriously, I'm not sure the Hawkeyes make a bowl with a 6-6 record. If they do, I vote for something warmer than Ft. Worth.

"First Day of My Life" -- Bright Eyes. "So if you want to be with me, with these things there’s no telling. We just have to wait and see. But I’d rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery. Besides maybe this time is different, I mean I really think you like me." Probably going to this show Sunday night at the IMU. This guy is 26 going on genius.

Libation

Hazelnut Brown Nectar -- From Rogue Ales Brewery in Oregon, I've been told twice this week that I need to check out this stuff. And from people who know beer, lawyers and politicos. The boys at "Beeradvocate" have nothing but good things to write.

From "Sudsdog": "Still, drinkability is very good as the bottle is rather quickly going by my tummy. Not a very filling brew which is great for a beer with such good flavors. My penchant for bigger brews would love to see this one as an Imperial Brown, maybe even barrel aged, but I digress ... this is a very drinkable beer as it is ... it has its place, not all beers should be BIG."

In honor of former Gazetteer Tyler Lechtenberg, I will give this one a legit shot. It's going to be tough to break through the Anchor Steam and Anchor Porter brick wall, however. But I did feel bad for offering up "Glueks Golden Light" last week.

You get to a point where you're too old to drink cruddy beer. I was there like five years ago but didn't yet know it.

posted Friday, November 02, 2007 2:00 AM by marc.morehouse with 2 Comments   |    Login or Join to Post Comments