The Hlog

What does this all mean?

Southern Mississippi played in the GMAC Bowl Sunday night, a fact that probably woin't turn up in high school history books. Nonetheless, it's true. The Golden Eagles featured a punter/kickoff guy named Britt Barefoot. He wore shoes while going about his duties. Not everything works out perfectly.

Sunday marked the first time in 26 years that both New York NFL teams played playoff games on the same day. The Jets and Giants both lost. Yet, New York carries on today. Why? Because it still has Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump. They complete us.

I was at Lindale Mall in Cedar Rapids the other day and saw a car in the parking lot that had a personalized Iowa license plate that said "SATAN." Honest. I found this disturbing. I mean, shouldn't we all be a bit concerned if the Prince of Darkness is driving and shopping among us? But let's assume it's just a human being who owns the car with that plate. Did the staff at Department of Motor Vehicles at least raise an eyebrow when the person requesting that plate came in that day? Don't you have to draw the line when a license plate is, you know, demonic?

The Air Force men's basketball team is 15-1. But Air Force is considered a "mid-major" program. Hmmpf. I, for one, am glad the nation is defended by mid-major Air Force than "majors" who call themselves names like Gators and Ducks.

















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