Why can't Denny Frary fix this whole ice/slush thing? It's all his fault along with the Gazette and KCRG. They need to keep it cold enough that the snow stays solid or they need to make it rain. It's incompetent to allow sleet and slush to hit the ground. If Denny wasn't out partying every night with his 46 girlfriends, his yachts and his millions, he'd be able to focus on the core prize (precipitation one way or the other but no ice/slush). Denny, I know you beat the Weather Spotters. You beat them hard and make them beg. If they don't report the conditions you require you punish them. Denny, my tinfoil hat reminds me of the time I know you were sent to Tibet to acquire an ancient weather machine. I know you were forced by a family cartel to make this trip but you've let us all down. It's dry and you won't use the machine. Denny, I'm imploring you to send rain. I can't afford to water my lawn like I did last summer and I know you're holding out. You're out to get me and out to get a guy named David who I met downtown the other day and says he's spent a lot of time near super secret USAF bases in Nevada and in Ohio. I remember that Bruce Aune too. I've watched him my whole life. That's right Bruce, I saw you on KEYC. You're after me too. You followed me here. You might even be making things icy. Minnesota and all of that. I'm watching you all. DON'T FORGET IT.